THEATRE GOES ON BILLBOARDS & IN NEWSPAPERS (2008)



Transilien is the French rail network linking Paris to its surrounding area. Everybody knows that it’s more convenient to take the Transilien in Île de France. It doesn’t remove a car’s prerogatives though: Saturday’s shopping, garage sales, moving... So what’s with the jealousy? The cars make scenes, in newspapers and on bus-shelters.


This press and poster campaign was awarded with a mention at the 34th Grand Prix de l’Affichage.




Sunday, 6 A.M., garage sale at Marly le Roi.
The car and the seller have finished setting up.

« THE CAR: - Aren’t we having a great time, here, just the two of us ?
THE SELLER: - It’s good to spend time together. It’s been a while.
THE CAR, jumping on the occasion: - We have to talk, Jean...
You take more and more the train, I’m not blind!
THE SELLER: - Come on ... You know it doesn’t mean anything... “

Watch the entire scene on www.transilien.com




A supermarket parking lot at Saint Rémy les Chevreuse.
The lady, the station wagon car.

« THE STATION WAGON CAR, suddenly: - And if I asked you to choose... Either him or me ?
THE LADY, disconcerted: - You or ...? But what’s the matter with you ?
THE STATION WAGON CAR, mumbling: - What’s the matter with me ?
You’re spending all your time on the train. »

Watch the entire scene on www.transilien.com




At Melun, behind the house. The gardener, the car.
The car looks like it no longer wants to go forward.

“THE GARDENER: - Come on, be reasonable.
THE CAR, obstinate: - Only if you promise...
THE GARDENER: - ...To stop taking the train? That’s impossible.
THE CAR, mimicking him: - That I uproot this trunk ?!...
That’s impossible. Go ask the train. “

Watch the entire scene on www.transilien.com




In the Fontainebleau forest. The coupé, the woman and her dog. The two latter are just back from a 40 minute run.

“THE COUPÉ, abruptly: - You don’t look at me anymore, we don’t see each other anymore...
THE JOGGER: - Ho no, not again...
THE COUPÉ: - You’re always in the train!
THE JOGGER, exasperated: - Am I in the train, right now? (More gently)
You are the one who always talks about the train. “

Watch the entire scene on www.transilien.com




Vitry-sur-Seine. The car, the student. They’re taking a sofa to a landfill.

“THE STUDENT, triumphant: - Done, it’s hooked. How are you doing?
THE CAR, bitter: - Don’t even ask... I’m bending over backwards to help you. And tomorrow you’ll go take the train. (Louder) Speak your mind, you’re still with me because it’s handy!
THE STUDENT: - Stop it... Everybody is looking at us! “

Watch the entire scene on www.transilien.com